NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

nardac

A derogatory term originating in 17 century England referring to white slaves. Today it is a slur against pasty white males who are the equivalent of a basic bitch.

Jesse : Did you hear about Micah? He's such a nardac!

Braden: Really? I kinda got a thing for nardacs.

by Lbuddy4ever May 4, 2016

nardozzi

The act of sticking your nose in a bitch's ass as she is about to cum.

I was about to climax and I got nardozzi'd by my boyfriend.

by Jorge Radanboffer January 10, 2008

nardo

One of the least favorite nicknames of Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of the rock band TOOL.

Man, Maynard hates when you refer to him as Nardo!

by d33k November 12, 2006

nard

verb-

the act of ejaculating

I narded on her face.

by 12964 May 6, 2011

Nardy

A nerd party. Not necessarily having a nerdy theme, but consisting of ALL non-popular or nerdy people.

Fuck the popular kids, lets throw a Nardy.

by Em-Dawg September 18, 2012

Nard

A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.

Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard

by Forty40 September 6, 2009