netflix hijack

When your girlfriend, little sister, mother, or otherwise effeminate friend put mushy romance or Disney movies on the top of your queue, greatly delaying the time it takes for the good movies to come.

Dude, have you seen "The Hangover" yet?!
No man, I've been Netflix hijacked for like the past two months. All I've got now is 'The Notebook' and 'The Little Mermaid'...

by CManG September 13, 2010

Netflix Suspense

A feeling of uncertainty and anxiety that arises when Netflix abruptly pauses to buffer.

When tenth episode of the forth season of Buffy suddenly paused, Katie suffered a severe of Netflix suspense.

by DrDugong January 2, 2012

Netflix It

The act of catching a flick or show via Netflix.

A: Have you seen Office Space? I'm gunna Netflix It

M: I'm going to Netflix It as well!

A: Yeeee, son.

by Mr. Woodworth January 4, 2012

Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome

An affliction that is not officially recognized, but can be self diagnosed easily. If you haven't watched Netflixin in more than 14 hours give or take you may experience chills, fevers, pain, sweats, nausea, vomiting, irritability, sudden fits of rage, among multiple other symptoms. There is no known cure. However, the symptoms or best treated by watching a quick 20-22 minute episode of a good show on Netflix. More episodes/movies may be needed.

I get motion sickness on planes and boats, but I don't like telling people that cause so I tell them I suffer from Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome, really just a great excuse for why I am sick.

by SpartnMarine June 28, 2014

Netflixia

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death

Dalton: Joe! where the hell have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black

by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015

Netflix

The worst thing that could ever possibly have occurred to your internet connection on Call of Duty. The bane of any COD players existence without wifi speeds over 30mbps.

Most victims will experience extremely low k/d ratios because of netflix and their peers will often feel bad for them in a time of such bad fortune.

Big Ron: "FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!"
Friend: " What now?"
Big Ron: "I'm fuckin one-baring again. Why the fuck does my family always have to watch netflix on 3 devices ."
*prepares noose*

by I 1-bar all day... March 14, 2016

netflixable

adjective: able to find the dvd at Netflix

Give me a list of films for the marathon and I'll check to see if they are all netflixable.

by Candace Griffiths July 29, 2007