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Nerd

well one problem with the nerd section, is that most ppl who commented called themselves nerds. and of course only said good things about themselves. first of all, nerds dont have to be smart, back in middle school i wanted to be a nerd actually. i am very smart but of course i was kicked out of the advanced classes because i didnt do my homework, and thus i flunked. nerds dont have to be smart, anyone can make straight A's if they study for every test and do all their homework and extra credit assignments. nerds are stupid. why the heck should anyone do a ton of work that wont help them?
they dont know more then the rest of us, they just meorize stuff for tests, and brag about how smart they are. guss what, meorizing isnt learning. "i dont have no candy" thats a double negative. i came up with double negatives before i entered kindergarden, i know ppl knew about double negatives before i was born, but i still came up with the same ideal without anyone telling me, thats called being smart, not having lame parents that ground you for getting B's (wich is what motavates nerds) and they do conform, they try and fit in to the political correct person, some with straight A's that goes to college, so that they will still only have a average joba nd make average money. everyone goes to college now days, so your not succsesffull cuz your a fag lawyer, a sucsess would be writing a novel abourt this crappy country and becoming a millionair overnight.nerds suck.
geeks are not nerds, their just ppl that want to be popular but suck at it, ppl that brag about halo in front of the whole class so that ppl will think their cool, but then everyone just thinks their geeky. their wanna be preps. nerds are ppl that think their smarter then everyone just because they take time to do their homework. nerds do not make invintions that change the world. ppl like bill gates do. and he wasnt a nerd. albert einstien wasnt a nerd, he actually failed a couple of years throughout gradeschool and college, bill gates didnt attend college, galleio was a below average student who was going to drop out, but then his teacher noticed his unique ability at doing math. you see world changing devices and theorys, come from below average ppl, who dont care about being smart, but instead like to ask questions about the universe that everyone else is afriad to. are you afraid to wonder if america is free? are you afriad to ask is saten was so horrible, or if god was afraid of him? i personally dont think saten was good, and i belive, no wait i know god was right, im just saying ask questions that ppl wouldnt dare ask, (not religious ones) and have confidence, if you belive u will be a millionairr, then u can be one! nerds suck.
im going to strain myself with loads of homework so that someday ill make it into college and end up as another average person making a around 100,000 a year, and do the same crap day after day, while another revolutionist writes a book and becomes rich, because his inteligence is high, and im just a nerd that is good at memorizing stuff
by Thomas Martin October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A dance created in North Carolina during mid-2009. Basically the reject (jerk dance) except with the legs moving forward.
The Urkel dance except with moving one leg out and then the other from time to time and lifting pants up when dipping. That is the nerd.
by MJ R.I.P. December 20, 2009
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Nerd

A person who knows everything about a certain subject, which is usually academic. This includes science, mathes, computer.

An uncool person.

Someone who is socially inept.
by MoonKitty October 16, 2008
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Nerd

a person who is semi smart, and often gets their chest hair caught in their zipper. Nerds sometimes play random instruments, expecially the piano. They usually become engineers and always have friends with names like "gary" or "karen". Many dont know that these people come from old distant farms, many from the mid west.
Look at David's pants! He is such a nerd. Hopefully his children get the better side of the genes!
by The only GISI April 22, 2009
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Nerd

Wears checked shirts, sociable and intensely knowledgeable in the I.T feild, not to be confused with geek (antisocial, aspires to be knowledgeable), above all else a nerd owns excessive amounts of CAT5e cable, plus owns a laptop AND a lightly modded PC, this way he is never without a computer. The term nerd is of a high school playground origin. Nerds are generally feared and envied by none nerds, this fear is regularly disguised as hatred.
Nerd: Oh how I love to caress my PSU.
Popular kid: You're a geek.
Nerd: No sir! (goes on to give a detailed description of both terms)
Popular kid: Me and my thuggish friends are going to beat you up.
Nerd: Well at least I HAVE after-market thermal compound!
by The ethnic minority February 11, 2013
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Nerd

A person that uses text files instead of a GUI alternitive to configure their Unix Flavor.
Jock: "What are you doing?"

"Nerd: Changing the init runlevel so my computer wont boot up the GUI"

Jock: "uhh... Have fun with that Nerd"
by nix user July 14, 2009
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Nerd

The people that you make fun of. Even though you protect gays, Muslims, and other commonly ridiculed "groups" at the same time.
*nerd*: I love WoW.

Person (don't wanna hate on haters now do I): haha you are such a loser!

Other person: gays are stupid

person: what the f&$k you ***hole that's so offending you should accept everyone...

*nerd*: WTF
by Ironmaidenruuulesss April 18, 2010
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