Narcolism

A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narcolism makes you dumb, say stupid things and act out. You also get into dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic

guy what the hell is he doing
guy 2 I don’t know he probably has narcolism

by That guy05 April 24, 2018

Narcota

What Chuck D calls narcotics in the song "Fuck the Police".

Thinkin' every nigga is sellin' narcota.

by Gibletoid June 22, 2018

Narcolingus

Falling asleep while performing cunnilingus.

You remember Friday night when Gary was going down on that chick and passed out half-way through? A clear cut case of narcolingus if I've ever seen one.

by Crayon73 October 4, 2010

Narco-Lepsy

Excessive daytime sleepiness, caused by staying up late, binge watching Narcos.

1: Yo, Im suffering from Narco-Lepsy right now.

2: Such a good show....

by Connar April 19, 2016

narco

tired like narcoleptic, as if you would fall asleep randomly

im so narco..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by hugh August 13, 2004

Narcos

The coolest guy ever to walk the face of the earth.

"Man, i just got my a** whooped by Narcos on Soul Calibur II, and now i'm scared to leave the house!"

by FunkyMunkyMasta September 8, 2003

narcolepsy

Narcolepsy is a disease where the affected subject can't mind their own fucking business and insists upon being a narc 24/7 365 days a year. It is not contagious, but almost certainly fatal upon diagnosis. Be aware of these narcs because they will screw you over.

"Yo i got a handle for this weekend, we're set"

"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"

"He has a sleeping disorder?"

"No, he's a fucking narc"

by crispytreats275 February 23, 2010