Norman a man who is shaped like a big oversized grapefruit with two sticks toothpicks for legs. He is horrible and is only concerned with his own needs. F*ck anyone else basically. Norman looks like Cletus from meet the browns and house of pain. He’s the epitome of a disgrace.
by Nanotyper2021 February 28, 2023

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear
I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment
by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024

Normanality.. They have an app for that!
by lil bit tha shit June 17, 2010

by Mr.Ection October 10, 2023

norman is the best person you’ll ever meet. he takes care of you, he protects you, he’s there for you. you can always talk to him about everything. he always asks if you’re alright. he’s like the brightest star in the sky. his eyes are shining more than anything you’ll ever see and his smile is the most beautiful smile. you could stare at him for hours and won‘t get bored of it. he has such a huge heart and he shows you that he loves you. he’ll be your favorite person in life. if you have a norman,please take care of him and don’t ever hurt him. he deserves the world.
by henriette.rhm September 17, 2022
