Ninja

Fuck you kid. you're adopted

THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

EHEHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU-HOW ARE YOU NOT IN FUCKIN SCHOOL?!

DIE. IN A FUCKING FIRE PLEASE.

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKIN CUNT LORDS MAN

ninja: n word

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Ninja

A silent killer that orriginated from japan. They are common to were black cloths and carry an assourtment of wepons.

I did not see him! He was like a ninja!

He killed him so fast he was like a ninja!

by Conman27 May 5, 2010

ninja

The art of dissapearing from a room or area with people, without any of them noticeing. it is very awesome, and hard to learn. they are great at partys, and it makes a terrific exit. *very similar to "pulling a batman".

GUY #1: so, dude, have u like, seen tony around here? I beat him in a chugging contest.
GUY #2: yeah, but he must have left.
GUY #1: no way, i had every exit covered. the dude owes me 5 bucks!
GUY #2: dude! do u know what happened?? the dude must've pulled a ninja on you!
GUY #1: what i jerk. but you've gotta admit, its pretty cool.

by Quantum Kestrel December 29, 2011

ninja

person that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama

I need more ninjas on my project team and a lot less drama queens.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011

ninja

To do something slyly or discreetly; to act in a secret manner.

Dood 1: "Dood, did you see Bob jack that old lady's purse?"
Dood 2: "Yeah, dood, Bob is sooo ninja."

"Dude. Next time, try to be ninja when you steal a cookie from the cookie jar. Jeez.."

by MJ is cool. August 7, 2009

Ninja

When you disappear behind a thick puff of smoke. Works better with a hookah; inhale the smoke and then slowly breathe out. Make sure to be standing near a place where you would hide yourself.

Ambrose - Okay guys, check it out! (creates a huge smokescreen and disappears behind the curtain)
Buds - WTF? This dude must be a fucking ninja!

by Ambrose Zeppo December 4, 2009

ninjaing

Sneaking out of a party/bar without saying goodbye, unnoticed, like a ninja.

"Hey, where'd you go last night?"
"Aw man, I was starting to feel the shots so I had to ninja"

"Where'd your friend go?"
"Oh, probs home. She's bad about ninjaing"

by kylzzville December 5, 2013