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bong nap

when you're passing a bong around and suddenly the circuit is stopped by someone resting their head on the bong. It also happens when everyone is too high to realize that someone is just sitting with the bong in their lap not smoking
Concerned smoker: Ashley pass the bong! what are you doing?
Ashley: sorry guys I'm just taking a short bong nap
by xtinuh December 30, 2011
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Nap Sweat

The indescribable (post-nap) feeling like one has just completed physical exercise, even though they were sleeping the whole time. It is unclear how or why they sweat when they sleep, just that they wake up slightly dirtier than before they went to bed. Usually accompanied by a foul odor similar to urine.

Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.
"Damn bro, Jim looks like she just went to the gym but she's in her pajamas. I think she's got Nap Sweat"

"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"
by RatchetRach April 12, 2013
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adventure nap

similar to a granny or power nap but you wake up in a foreign environment
*Neil wakes up to find he is asleep on a walking trail*

Neil: I must have had an adventure nap.
by Majoop January 12, 2012
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anti-nap

An hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep. Most are wrongly worried when this happens; it was however the historical norm. The practice quietly died out with electric lighting.
Person 1: You get some last night?
Person 2: Yeah, during an anti-nap.
Person 1: A wha-
*Person 2 smacks the ignorant.*
by Egotheist September 8, 2014
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nap date

A date in which you do nothing except chill or take a nap together. When parents spend time together while baby takes a nap.
Bob and I had a nap date when baby slept for 3-hours Sunday afternoon.

I packed a blanket and a picnic basket for our nap date at Washington Park.
by Saphah April 11, 2016
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Sexy Nap

A nap with a lady in which the aforementioned female is sexy. Usually, some form of hanky-panky is involved. Sometimes, intercourse even occurs. Rarely is any actual sleep gotten. When "waking up" from a sexy nap, both people usually feel fresh and well-rested despite the lack of sleep.
I just had a great sexy nap with my girlfriend and am ready for a long night of studying.

"God I'm tired," says my friend. "Well you should try a sexy nap, those always give me a nice kick in my fanny," I reply.
by Laguna89 May 12, 2009
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nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.
Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.
by Blue Jack January 3, 2009
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