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Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".
It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"
by Padlav September 28, 2011
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DJ Fuzzy Muzzy

One of the hottest artists to come out of the small town of North Brunswick. Hes often seen chillin around NB while spittin some beats. His fire rhymes have made him a legend around the NB area. Its been rumored that hes been seen in a large blue bird suit as well.
Kid 1: Y0 waz good in da h00d my fool?

Kid 2: Jus chillen dawg, i copped an album from DJ Fuzzy Muzzy. Dat cat got the fiyah son.

Kid 1: Damn Fo rillz, ima go check dat ish on the high top.

Kid 2: W0rd Up
by Cat in da hat February 23, 2008
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muzzy

short for a person of the muslim belief.
Person 1: "GOD ZAHIED WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

Person 2: "I know, he's such a muzzy."
by LO!L!OL!POWdadwadawdawd July 3, 2007
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muzza

A Person in a work place, that does little or no work.
Does "Sick" deals for customers and takes the money and runs.

Typically they drive Nissan Silvia's or something similiar.
They also may go by the name Justin or something similiar.
You friggin Muzza
or you really muzzed up
by Davie Jones November 2, 2007
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muzzle sex

1. When a male seeks gratifying sex with a female without having to view her face. This can be any level or form of sex, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, 'harry'ing and skull-fucking.

2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.

3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.
Harry: I dig muzzle sex.
Belinda: But I feel like a dog...
Harry: SUCK IT BITCH!!
by Harry's Asian Sensation December 6, 2007
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Mizzou

1. I couldn't get into DeVry so I went to Mizzou
2. Mizzou didn't even make the NIT
3. I can't spell Missouri so I'll just write Mizzou
4. I go to Mizzou, I am impotent.
5. My mom is my sister, I must go to Mizzou
by RainmanKC August 26, 2006
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mizzou

A slang term for Missouri University, who has arguably the most underachieving athletic program in the Big 12 and in the country
Remember the time we named mizzou arena after someone who cheated through college

Mizzou was an NIT bubble team
by ooby April 6, 2007
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