mudmole

An individual with a penis, usually a man, who prefers anal sexual intercourse over that of any other form. Mudmoles can usually be determined by their shit stained penis tip/head (a stained penis tip from having too many "mud helmets," and poor hygiene).

Ex1: That Rodney is such a mudmole, every time he walks by I can smell that shit-smell wafting off the tip of his penis as it swings back and fourth in his shorts as he walks. Wash that damn thing every once in a while Rodney!

Ex2: Fernando had a reputation on the block for being quite the mudmole. He would dip his dong in anything with an asshole.

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

mutton bustin

When you shave your pubes, bust on a girl's face, and use the jizz as glue to make mutton chops on the girl's face.

I was mutton bustin on this girl and gave her facial hair.

by Deedledortch May 16, 2015

mutton power

To use one's power tool on a Ho's vagina.

The bitch was so horny I used my Mutton Power on that pussy

by HosstheBoss April 21, 2016

mutton top

Another word to describe when a big beefie guy has a muffin top

"Hey is that miles"
"Duh you can see his mutton top from here"

by Potroast77 November 20, 2016

Mutop

1.) A person who doesn't present his/herself very well and makes other people uncomfortable and dirty when there around them
2.) Smells a lot and doesn't know how to shower or buy soap.
3.)is unwanted and usually lonley but often seen with other mutop's

"That girl amy is such a mutop"

by Paige parkin November 28, 2016

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017

Muttonhipster

Someone dressing like a hipster but they’re really too old for that trend

Yikes those skinny jeans make you look like a muttonhipster!

by Ruth Heenan May 18, 2018