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The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
by Dic Handle January 9, 2020
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The musketeer

When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.
person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"
by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020
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thomas musket

A fucking god that plays Mc too much great friend and over all nice guy kinda weird asking his ex to give head tho anyway u shouldn’t let urself down everyone loves u
by The One that no one loves March 22, 2020
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Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
by Littledick69 May 29, 2020
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Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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Cunt Musket

It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.
"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."
by Urban slurs June 6, 2021
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Three Musketeers

One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.
Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.
by CroatianDude The G October 5, 2021
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