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Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.
Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.
by Rblue September 5, 2025
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Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.
Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.
by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025
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load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.
by Yoté June 18, 2020
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Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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Hood Musket

A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"
"Hey Darnell....loose that -hood musket- over the bypass, the fuzz is tailing."
by anonymous June 30, 2022
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.
I saw a video of someone doing an Ohioan Musket.
by atom2865 March 30, 2025
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Elon Musketeer

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer
by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024
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