Mucophagist

A Mucophagist is one who picks their nose and eats it.

Craig likes to pick his nose and gobble down his boogers, therefore he is a Mucophagist

by oxdeleon December 31, 2011

Moscow Blizzard

A prank when a group of guys jizzing on a unsespecting friends pillow

Nicks pillow just had a Moscow blizzard

by Carlosbaseball22 September 12, 2013

mascoting

Viajar con su mascota. Tener la oportunidad de ver mundo con su compañero fiel.

La semana que viene haré mascoting en París

by Agente de viaje November 15, 2014

hotdog misconduct

the act of sexually raping a hotdog.

Dude #1"Dude that girl at the party had hotdog misconduct writen on her face."
Dude#2"Thats fucked up yo."

by Drone and Silverclaw March 26, 2010

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.

No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

by CoffeeAddictxd July 12, 2014

Moscow Mitch

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic

I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.

by Wisdom of an og October 22, 2020

mucoturd

Noun. A particularly obnoxious jackass. See also prick

Jill's boyfriend dumped her via email--what a mucoturd!

by jroa August 16, 2006