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cunt muscle

The muscle inside the vagina (cunt).
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
E: looks like i woke u up this time huh Ari?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
by Eri Bold October 4, 2008
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muscle pussy

A hybrid of a power bottom and a bodybuilder; a guy who has a very muscular body and a slit like butthole that somewhat resembles a vagina in appearance due to extensive and frequent penetration by larger than average dicks, sex toys, and/or fists.
An insatiable thirst for lifting weights and swallowing large objects with his asshole has turned Greg into a muscle pussy.
by GapeFFactory October 17, 2019
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lip lock on the love muscle

Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members
by Hojoh October 30, 2006
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table muscle

someone's huge belly.
You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!
by tim-tim April 23, 2004
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holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).
(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*





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by Mark H September 30, 2004
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muscle-fuck

V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.
1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.
by PieceOfLighting May 15, 2006
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musclepup

A very handsome man with absolutely well-developed muscles.
- Have you seen the new video that Pano Tsaklas put on YouTube?
- Are you talking about that hot musclepup?
by firewallball January 19, 2014
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