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Muscle guy

Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.
There a lot of muscle guys in the gym today
by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018
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Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.
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Muscle cup

She had one tight muscle cup!
by Sir Black Lavender IV February 8, 2010
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Slut Muscle

A. A good-natured nickname or banter between Heterosexual bros.

B. Someone characterized by being a slutty un-thinking sex fiend with low standards, similar to someone who thinks with their dick (basically any straight male).
A: What's up you dirty Slut Muscle.

B: My friend Ben is a major slut muscle...he wants to bang all the bitches, regardless of what they look like. He's a regular bro.
by Fat Box June 18, 2012
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muscle butt

A girl who has a ass that is so muscular that if she wasn't muscular it would be straight flat
Damn maddys ass is so muscular she got a muscle butt
by David Yeum May 16, 2016
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Muscle Rub

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015
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smart muscle

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.
I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.
by masedog February 3, 2008
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