twat muscle

bitch, pussy, asshole,etc, anything you would call someone if you were mad, or frustrated with them

"Damn it Coolie you twat muscle, give me my shorts back!"

by Casey Hurn May 19, 2006

Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.

I'd so have sex with that muscle fats.

by Muffy the Slampire Slayer April 28, 2011

muscle tee

A shirt without sleeves, typically worn while working out or while being a douchebag or both

Dr. Rod do you think Stanley can pull off a muscle tee? “The shirt is fine, but he is not.”

by Tracy not Tori March 02, 2018

Muscle cup

A pussy

She had one tight muscle cup!

by Sir Black Lavender IV February 07, 2010

muscle butt

A girl who has a ass that is so muscular that if she wasn't muscular it would be straight flat

Damn maddys ass is so muscular she got a muscle butt

by David Yeum May 17, 2016

Muscle Rub

A rough and vigorous hand job.

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.

by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2015

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared March 09, 2012