Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.

I'd so have sex with that muscle fats.

by Muffy the Slampire Slayer May 20, 2011

Muscle guy

Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.

There a lot of muscle guys in the gym today

by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018

muscle tee

A shirt without sleeves, typically worn while working out or while being a douchebag or both

Dr. Rod do you think Stanley can pull off a muscle tee? “The shirt is fine, but he is not.”

by Tracy not Tori March 2, 2018

Slut Muscle

A. A good-natured nickname or banter between Heterosexual bros.

B. Someone characterized by being a slutty un-thinking sex fiend with low standards, similar to someone who thinks with their dick (basically any straight male).

A: What's up you dirty Slut Muscle.

B: My friend Ben is a major slut muscle...he wants to bang all the bitches, regardless of what they look like. He's a regular bro.

by Fat Box June 18, 2012

muscle butt

A girl who has a ass that is so muscular that if she wasn't muscular it would be straight flat

Damn maddys ass is so muscular she got a muscle butt

by David Yeum May 16, 2016

Muscle Rub

A rough and vigorous hand job.

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared June 19, 2012