mortenaa

super hot indian girl

woah look at that mortenaa! so brown and sexy

by Krishaaaaaaa February 11, 2010

munter horn

A vocal representation of a fog horn, that is sounded to warn others to the presence of a munter.

The ideal sound for a munter horn is a low honking, with some pitch variation and distortion, to make it almost as horrible as the munter itself

Rob
(standing near entrance): *hooooOoOoOOOooooonnnnnnnk*

Ian, et al
(other side of location): I hear the munter horn, danger approaches!

by greebowarrior April 30, 2008

Morte De Dabo

Stands for the gift of death, song title of asking alexandria's single Morte De Dabo.

Did you hear asking alexandria's new song Morte De Dabo? They have gotten heavier.

by AHSAthlete March 20, 2011

munter

An ugly girl - UK slang
Word comes from some old Victorian practise by necrophiles who used to dig up womens remains and then ... not really do what you might think to them but considerably worse. look it up if you want, i can't post it on here but it's much worse than having any kind of sex with the body, but it does involve the sex organs of the deceased in some way.

Idi Amin loves a good munter

by Monghorn August 8, 2007

Munted

MUH-N-TEHD: ADJECTIVE

1: New Zealand term for "retard".

2: Broken beyond repair.

"Dude, you're fucking munted!"

"HAHA, that munted girl just walked into a wall!"

"My phone is so munted! Guess I'm going shopping for a new one..."

"That fucking munted machine just stole my dollar!"

by thatONEgirlYOUknow.... August 25, 2009

marteinn

A tiny little fat person who often masturbates to shemales.

Person 1:hey do you like shemales

Person 2:yes

Person 1:you must be a marteinn

by Pen-Island May 19, 2013

Munter

two people necessary, the act of digging up a female corpse and getting another person to jump on the girl's stomach while you put your mouth over her vagina (mouth, cunt...hence Munter)

hey Steve, fancy going grave yard to do some Munting?

You're such a Munter

by orignal_name_668 December 11, 2011