Eddie Murphy

A mixed drink consisting of Orange Soda and Vanilla Vodka on the rocks.

I asked for an Eddie Murphy and the bartender returned a blank stare.

by Zachery Ty Bryan Adams October 16, 2008

Murphnation

noun:
1. A nation in which everyone wants to be a part of. A happy glourious place, sometimes it is party central. This place is filled with laughter, tranquility, harmony, peace and love. Murphnation does not exist unless murph is actually present. Murph is the happiest, coolest, person you'll ever meet. In fact...shout out...LOVE YOU BIDDY. She can dance, hoop, twirl, and spin, and when she does, all is right in the world. (the best kind of nation to be in)
2. Murphnation is also close to an orgasm. Actually it's even better. When the rub is right, shivers run thoughout your body and you just want to scream. Phriends who have gone through this are most likely to go through withdraw if lacking 'murphnation.' It is healthy to have this more then 5 times a year. If you are lucky enough...it will happen everyday.

Ah murphnation was so fun last night, I creamed all night.

Damn, I murphanated everywhere.

Anyone feel like doing a little murphnation tonight? Unc, unc, unc...

by spinninhooopla September 23, 2008

Murphy's Law of Driving

-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-

The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.

John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."

Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"

by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 16, 2010

jim murphy

A man with very small penis and an insanly stretched asshole usually specialises in the teaching of Pubology and giving Russian men head. he has less hairs on his legs than in his asshole and lives in a caravan with his jipsy dildo assed family. And believes that marrying and having sex with farm animals is considered ok

"oh did you see that jim murphy the other day?"
"yeah, him and his jipsy dildo assed family,"

by ass hair October 29, 2012

Murphy Burger

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

by Pirate Tom January 8, 2009

dropkick murphys

the best irish rock band ever fromed. out of south boston with screaming, meaningful lyrics you never ever get sick of. musical geniouses!

'the state of massachusetts' is the best song ever written by the dropkick murphys!!

by sarahhaha2012 December 28, 2009

Murphy

When someone receives unjust consequences for being honest and speaking their mind, like so few people do today.

Person 1: "dude, don't Murphy me like that."
Person 2: "my god, i didn't mean to! let me prostrate myself in order to make up for this most grievous fault"

by Ace2203 December 16, 2011