Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

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murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.

Knock em dead murder buddy

by MLouPeach October 11, 2017

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murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

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When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022

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Murder that shit

To aggressively and consensually destroy someone sexually.

He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.

by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021

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murder mystery

Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.

I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!

by TRMW August 16, 2010

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