by A_single_bean May 18, 2019
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by MLouPeach October 11, 2017
Get the murder buddy mug.When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.
A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.
by Fasters April 18, 2022
Get the Murder by Pi mug.He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.
by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021
Get the Murder that shit mug.I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.
Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!
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by TRMW August 16, 2010
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