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Mussolini's Milk Breakfast

When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.
Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."
by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021
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Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.
Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
by Giacomo G October 17, 2007
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Munson Burner

A tool commonly found in science classes. It's main purpose is to burn munsons!
"Dude today in science class some munson got torched but the munson burner"
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Mulloch

Nickname from the surname McCulloch. Mis-pronounced by fellow person evolved to 'Mull' for short (you lazy gits)
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Musong

Noun: a) an individual who never returns a phone call.
Verb: b) To elude, avoid, for curious and peculiar personal reasons

Pronounced mooooo, like the cow says mooooo, and song, like fong with an s, forming musong. Sometimes pronounced muson' in parts of the Southern United States

Etymology: This word is derived from two parts: 1, Mu, the Japanese and Korean word which can mean "no," "none," "without," and "no meaning." and Song, which describes the act of pleasant sound, a sound you want to hear, emanating from an open mouth.
The guy at the parts department musonged me before I could do anything about it.

I've been trying to call him all week, but he's a musong.
by ProjectMusong April 8, 2009
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Mulloy

Usually a compulsive masturbator. One who enjoys playing with their own voluptuous titties while stroking his cock.
I was so lonely last night I pulled a Mulloy.
by Master of the bates November 29, 2016
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Musso

A small, weird creature that's teaches an easy anatomy class and somewhat looks like a penis
The musso needs to make the class more challenging.
by TheOriganialBuddie September 1, 2017
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