Mikey

Absolute perfection. The best friend a guy can have, and the best boyfriend a girl can get. Really cute and nice, but shy and quiet, which makes him all the more cuter. Usually tall and fluffy. Also usually has a gay-ass cousin.

Wow, he's perfect, do you think he's a Mikey?

by Kanna Shidoxi November 22, 2014

Mikey

A bad boyfriend. One who beats on his girl until he is taken down by someone bigger or smarter. An asshole.

Man how is she doing I heard her last boyfriend was a mikey.

by MysterymanADMO July 25, 2006

mokey

Any clever, complete woman capable of (theoretically) beating people at everything.

Sarah is definitely a mokey when it comes to calculus.

by Meffrey December 28, 2005

maukey

A mix between muddy and mucky. (can be used as an adjective or a noun)

"Dang! it's maukey over here!!"(said in a hick's voice)

"Dat dar is maukey!!"

"Don't get in the maukey!!"

"Dang! I fell in the maukey!!"

by ddawg May 30, 2005

mukeh

Warrior, a humble individual. Smart. A kind person.

He is so mukeh. That's mukeh's kind if type.

by John Carey October 15, 2013

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa October 15, 2015

mikey97

Clearly the superior number compared to 69. The overall best sex position. Even better than the missionary position. Sit on your partner and watch Spongebob porn until you both feel it.

Damn, that guy really likes the mikey97 position!

by The Real 4207b April 7, 2018