twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009

Duck Muck

The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.

She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.

Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.

Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Bod in the muck

Bod in the muck is a phrase for people who fall in muck or mud or muddy puddles.

Brian: Oh yeah, yesterday i had a bod in the muck, absolutely ruined my pants and jacket.

by Tiberius June 16, 2021

Mucky Muck

A high ranking official. Can be governmental or corporate. Someone who has sway at an institution.

He's a mucky muck over at the power company now.

by Edy Smith November 5, 2007

nut muck

Seamen, Cum, Spunk, Jizz

I shot my nut muck all over her boat race.

by Fly!! March 11, 2007

fuck muck

Slang for the sperm.

A smile edged across my face as I emptied my "fuck muck" on her.

by Bo Retro 1974 April 22, 2005

Big Muck

Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.

"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004