Once upon a time the channel played music videos, now its all newlyweds, pimp my ride, jackass and room raiders. Dont get me wrong trls okay but the same procedure every evening is boring. mtv decided to get sister channels to play music on instead leaving mtv useless really.
by Stephanie Dawn August 27, 2005
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dictators who are low-lifes and only pay attention to celebrities who are mess-ups and don't recognize good work
dictators who are low-lifes and only pay attention to celebrities who are mess-ups and don't recognize good work
by life's toy August 5, 2007
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Dammit Jackass shouldnt have to suffer being on a shitty channel such as MTV, it should be on Comedy Central or something.....but oh wait, the two channels DID have a bidding war for the show, and dammit MTV won.......because it was desperate for viewers, so then here came the greatest show.....JACKASS!!! Moral of story??? I don't want my MTV, but I want my Jackass! And the MTV bastards cancelled 3-South, ANOTHER good show. MTV sucks ass.
by Your name May 25, 2003
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by Some Dude Named Ryan October 25, 2003
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1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black.
2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.
3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.
4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over.
5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.
6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.
1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black.
2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.
3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.
4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over.
5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.
6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.
1.) "Had any of these people ever even seen MTV? All you gotta do is watch it for 5 minutes to know it should be called "The Boner Network!"" Quote from Lewis Black.
2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"
3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV!!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.
4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...
5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..."
6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.
2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"
3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV!!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.
4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...
5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..."
6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.
by Hudizzle February 21, 2008
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by BIG D @ WUZZA November 8, 2009
Get the MTV mug.the reason why so many children are failing their SAT's and getting retained 4 years after they were supposed to graduate. also the reason why the future looks bleak for america, and quite possibly the world :/
by tig ol' biggins November 11, 2009
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