mow my hay

eat my ass

“oh mow my hay, john”

by smiths1982 December 10, 2020

mow

SEX

bro we mowed last night

by 42675002 November 22, 2021

mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021

Mowed down by the screws

Arrested.

Popularized very briefly by Archie Bunker.

Lester got mowed down by the screws at Occupy Wall Street today.

by LightninRon November 7, 2011

Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 25, 2011

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

mow :3

basically if ur really weird and meow like a cat this is next leavel

at work i loudly went *MOW :3 !!*

everyone thoght “wow shes Weird why did she mow 😭😭😭”

by satans sunshine January 17, 2024