Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020

poutboard motor

A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.

Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Motor Butting

The act of placing your face between one glutes and shaking it violently using both hands

Lindsey's der·ri·ère was so thick that a Chad came out of nowhere and started motor butting her .

by Downwiththethickness January 17, 2022

purr motor

When your cat makes a low-pitched rumbling sound that is (mostly) quiet but you can feel the kitty’s body vibrating

This has several evolutionary advantages:

1) the frequency at which cats purr promotes healing

2) kittens use this to get their mom to settle down and nurse

3) a rather high pitched purr (this evolved with domestication) can coax an owner into giving the cat an extra snack, or hairball gel.

Josh: Mittens has the loudest purr motor
Steve: I know. Bear’s purr motor got quiet as he grew up. Sometimes his purrs are really hard to ignore. But no matter how hard he purrs I still have to work.

by Malcontent lag December 30, 2023

Slag Motor

A high performance or particularly juicy or pimped out car.

Taking my slag motor to Ace Cafe to find out if people still say “pimped out”.

by Lou0102 August 9, 2023

motor boater

Use this word against someone who is a 40 year old virgin and cant get no pussy

Mr Duncan is a motor boater

by iFucUrMom March 9, 2022

motor rim

Replicate the motion of the motor boat (on the tits), on the asshole.

I pulled this dirty bit of meat last night and took her back to the den. Got her down on all 4s and got a firm grip of her handles. Her asshole looked decent so I motor rimmed the fuck out of it

by Bez95 May 18, 2019