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Mosquitos

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018
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Mosquito

The bug that makes you like flies better.
Mosquito
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018
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Mosquitopox

Closely related to chickenpox, mosquitopox is where an individual goes outside in wet, swampy, wooded areas, or fishing late during summer months.. without a shirt on, and ends up with so many mosquito bites that it resembles chickenpox.
Man, me and derek went fishing last night an got so drunk we didn't care bout them bugs, next mornin I looked in the mirror at my back, turns out I got a case of mosquitopox.
by Hilltrilly August 29, 2018
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mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock
P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
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mosquito

mosquito s a r e u h g l i
by pewdiepies mum March 29, 2019
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mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.
Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!
by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019
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Mosquito

A species that came from the deepest pits of Hell that emerged from Satan's ass. These autistic, mentally retarded, ugly ass motherfucking whores are the worst of the worst. They are absolute bullshit and are an absolute abomination and a disgrace to every single other species on the Earth. They are illegal Mexican immigrant niggas with small dicks. Those retarded cockface always wonder why they can't get laid and are always wondering why they are virgins. Most people would agree that they would rather be a slave to the most cruel person in the world and be physically and mentally abused throughout their entire day and work their fucking god damn bitching ass off until they are on the verge on fucking god damn death than let these pathetic shitholes bite them. Even Adolf Hitler and the pilot who flew the 9/11 plane are better beings than them. They are extremely pathetic, parasitic vermins and completely worthless shit, they will never accomplish or achieve anything in life. Those scumbags are the lowest of the low and will always be the lowest of the low. Mosquitoes never have deserved the chance to live life and will never deserve the chance. They are the definition of cancer and AIDS. Almost everybody knows that being raped by a pedophile is way better than encountering one of these dumbfucks. Mosquitoes are the fucking Jews of World War II in this world and they absolute deserve to be.
Mosquito: *Exists*

World: *Launches nukes at it*
by mosquitohater38292 March 16, 2020
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