moon cricket

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

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Moon Tanning

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

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Moon Jumping

The act of jumping onto someone's bed with your pants down and wedging their pillow between your butt cheeks and rocking back and forth vigorously.

Once a common practice in high school and college dormitories, moon jumping is sweet revenge for having been wronged. The full force of a moon jump will not be appreciated until your victim goes to bed. If you've done a poor job wiping yourself, the results can be fantastic.

by Northwood Zeek December 9, 2011

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Moon-Induced Dyslexia

The cause of frequent misspellings during late night Facebook chats. It only occurs at night and thus is induced by the moon.

Person 1: "Ugh i hvanet eevn srtarted the egnlish paepr."
Person 2: "Dude..."
Person 1: "Oh sorry, I have moon-induced dyslexia"

by heythuritscait April 4, 2011

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Moon Dump

Combination of a Sky-Dump and a moon. Essentially it is making someone witness a poo off a cliff, roof etc.

Example of a moon dump: Car drives by a group of people in line at movie theater. Man hangs bum out of car window. Bum hanging out of window drops a turd.

by brinchy October 17, 2014

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