mojack

n. A term used for someone who is being an extremely whiny poopyhead.
v. Rude, shitty, low; messed up.

1. (n.) "Dude, stop being such a mojack."

2. (v.) Tim: "I heard what Cindy did to you last week...that is so mojack."
Suzie: "Yeah. UNBELIEVABLY mojack."

by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008

Mogcat

A combination of a cat, dog, and human.

"I'm a Mogcat!"
"yeah, and I'm a hippo..."

by Mogcat March 21, 2008

Moscataro

The term "Moscataro" is used when an act of pure ledgendary skill has occurred, or quiet simply the person is a ledgend. This term stems from naples italy.

If a person is to be branded a moscataro they must meet the 3 of the 5 rules:
*Attractive
*Awesome
*Be an absolute ledgend
*performed a ledgendary act
*Be down right funky fly fresh!!

Steve: Cor Brenda did you hear what garry did?

Brenda: Yeah he pulled a Moscataro!!!

Steve: Indeed, garry is a Moscataro!!

ledgend skill italian Moscataro Buffting

by AwesomeA3000 March 1, 2009

momcannon

(adj.)to be terribly bad at something; to have/having loserish qualities; to shoot out moms

Oh Claire, why are you so bad at xbox? You are such a momcannon!

by Sand Biging October 14, 2009

moncavage

freaky weather obsessed bitch who takes away phones because she is afraid that her students will become popular and ignore her talks about weather!

damn she is such a moncavage!

by obsess over me, i dare you November 17, 2010

Mojahonkey

When A mexican person who acts like a white or southern person.

Dressing, talking and even shareing mannerisms belonging to a white or southern individual .

Ussaly speaking southern and will not understand spanish hanging out solely with the white crowd.

1. Hey did you see that mojahonkey taking his girl out to the new BBQ Place?

2. That mojahonkey was down at the lake with his friends drinking beer and fishing again.

3. That mexican girl didn't understand a lick of spanish from those latinas what a mojahonkey!

by Townlife October 30, 2011

Mojave backrub

the act of vomiting on the person sitting in the car seat in front of you; most commonly done while hungover, on the drive out of Las Vegas thru the Mojave Desert

"Can we slow down on these hills? I don't want to give anybody a Mojave backrub."

by Sunshine Baldwin June 16, 2013