How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
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by JKix May 18, 2005
Get the Mash mug.i know you you wont just come for the cash. wont you come for my bangers beans and mash- Russell Brand
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2 kids working on a science project:-
Dawn:So how do we find the molecular structure of the atom?
Jerry: by flipping to page 86 and completing the lesson about molecular shapes and how it contributes to air pollution.
Dawn: WHAA..??!
Jerry: nothing, I like tuna.
Dawn: Quit pulling a mashie and concentrate with me!!
Example 2:
Stop mashying around your confusing the shit outta me!
Example 3:
I'd love to mashie him right now, look now guillable he looks!
2 kids working on a science project:-
Dawn:So how do we find the molecular structure of the atom?
Jerry: by flipping to page 86 and completing the lesson about molecular shapes and how it contributes to air pollution.
Dawn: WHAA..??!
Jerry: nothing, I like tuna.
Dawn: Quit pulling a mashie and concentrate with me!!
Example 2:
Stop mashying around your confusing the shit outta me!
Example 3:
I'd love to mashie him right now, look now guillable he looks!
by Sheeblez November 20, 2007
Get the mashie mug.1) Some one who regular engages in mind or behavioural altering pursuits, such as drugs and alcohol.
2) A member of the online gaming community Masheads.co.uk, which seem to be quite good at being masheads themselves.
3) A more concise modified version of mash heads.
4) Origin of the phrase yac.
2) A member of the online gaming community Masheads.co.uk, which seem to be quite good at being masheads themselves.
3) A more concise modified version of mash heads.
4) Origin of the phrase yac.
1) I hear babylon is a bit of a mashead, he drank 8 cans of stella last night!
2) Babylon is the leader of Masheads, and he often is just that as well.
3) GO GO GO MASHEADS MiSH MaSH MoSH.
2) Babylon is the leader of Masheads, and he often is just that as well.
3) GO GO GO MASHEADS MiSH MaSH MoSH.
by Babylon Whore January 13, 2008
Get the Mashead mug.When an individual feels offended by the truth in a statement u made & the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out...
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When someone makes a factual statement about a dislike in someone's negative attitude, habit or lifestyle, then simultaneously as that unfortunate individual comprehends the statement, the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out. Thereafter the Guilt sometimes evolves into hate. Thus resulting in aggressive responses to that individual who made the statement.
To break it down a bit more>>>
When someone makes a factual statement about a dislike in someone's negative attitude, habit or lifestyle, then simultaneously as that unfortunate individual comprehends the statement, the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out. Thereafter the Guilt sometimes evolves into hate. Thus resulting in aggressive responses to that individual who made the statement.
how to "Mash Your Corn"
You make a statement about women who bleach their skin & all the bad side effects of it...
Then a woman who bleaches feels offended because of the TRUTH you speak. So now is when the "Guilt" starts working its magic
She then starts to think:
I hate that person for talking about me like that...
Why did that person made that statement sound so bad?
Why did i start to bleach my skin?
Should i stop? because i feel so bad now about doing it...
Will those side effects happen to me?
Will i get back darker if i stop?
Do men still find me attractive?
....
Then after all the "worries & guilt" destroys her, she either try to contain whats left & let it out somewhere else or transform & channel all of it into hate towards the individual who made the statement.
You make a statement about women who bleach their skin & all the bad side effects of it...
Then a woman who bleaches feels offended because of the TRUTH you speak. So now is when the "Guilt" starts working its magic
She then starts to think:
I hate that person for talking about me like that...
Why did that person made that statement sound so bad?
Why did i start to bleach my skin?
Should i stop? because i feel so bad now about doing it...
Will those side effects happen to me?
Will i get back darker if i stop?
Do men still find me attractive?
....
Then after all the "worries & guilt" destroys her, she either try to contain whats left & let it out somewhere else or transform & channel all of it into hate towards the individual who made the statement.
by Res268 July 31, 2011
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