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mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017
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mississippi longwater

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.
by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017
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Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
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Mississippi Stew

Combining random food items (or other objects) into one concoction. Can be consumed or just created for aesthetic purposes.
Jeff: Ayo get some pepper and mayo to add to the Mississippi Stew

Richard: I got some eggs and fruit punch too

Winter: I'll get the coco puffs and shredded cheese
by 🅱oston Ross July 18, 2021
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hurley, mississippi

A very small and quaint place made up of of simple people. It’s the epitome of a one light town. This 4-way stop is in the center of it all and “going to town” means you’re going to be driving through it. A Dixie Depot, Food Tiger, Family Dollar and Dollar General, recently added Pizza Hut and a few other shops makes it all feel like a scene from a Hallmark movie and you sorta half expect romantic music to begin playing as a young couple embrace each other after a long battle with love, heartbreak, life lessons and whatever else Hallmark can fit into a 90 minute movie. Their relationship is much like a plane caught in turbulence and here in this “they almost gotta red light” community, they’ve found love. Thanks, Hallmark.

In and of this old fashioned place, you’ll find more than just a few shopping venues, you’ll find southern hospitality, manners, chivalry and a whole lotta ma’am’s and sir’s. Traditions run deep and the “Hey. How are ya? How’s ya mama n’em?” seem to never run out. Men shake hands. Women give warm hugs. And the children behave like children. Hurley has not a single hotel or bed and breakfast. Overnighters are those that have family or friends so if this place sounds like somewhere ya wanna visit, Mobile, Alabama is 20 minutes away. They scenery is quite pleasant so don’t fret on the lengthy drive. You’ll be glad you made the trip. Happy traveling y’all!
Hey! We’re almost to Hurley, Mississippi. Oh wait, there it went.
by Darai M. Spencer October 2, 2019
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Mississippi Squirel

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.
When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.
by BuschBoy30 May 22, 2013
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Mississippi State

Located in Starkville, MS, Mississippi State was known for constantly disappointing their sports fans until they won the NCAA National Championship in men’s baseball in in 2021. Typical guys here range from rich farmers to cute & preppy. The girls are the down to earth kind you want to take home to meet your parents. It’s the one school in Mississippi where you can find well rounded people who know how to party, but also enjoy the finer things in life.
Are you going to the Mississippi State game this weekend?
Yeah, we’re grilling out in left field lounge and Dak Prescott is stopping by.
by Missihippie August 10, 2022
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