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parabollock mirror 

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.
An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.
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Black Mirror 

That weird show about technology and the future that ends up screwing your mind while making you think at the same time.

Yet, it's amazing
Me before watching Black Mirror: It'll be awesome
Me after: ...
*phone rings*
HOLY FU-
Black Mirror by hARded2000 September 14, 2020

The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror ) 

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"

gay mirror pictures 

when a group of males on the verge of being homosex take a picture in a mirror shirtless and think it's straight
Look at Sean over there taking a bunch of gay mirror pictures, that's just wrong

naked mirror karate 

Before you get into the shower, spend 10 or 12 minutes perfecting your karate skills, being naked will enhance the experience with your pork sword swirling with your moves
I almost took out a man berry on the corner of the sink while doing Naked Mirror Karate
naked mirror karate by feliks March 14, 2006

canadian mirror 

Where a guy is fucking a chick and you push her face against the window, then pulls out, while your buddy comes out of the closet and starts banging her and you run outside and wave at her...
Last night myself and Timmy canadian mirrored Jessica...
canadian mirror by JHORSE December 29, 2007

Hall Mirror 

When you are walking down a hallway or corridor and someone coming the opposite way mirrors your every move to get out of each other's way. Often ends in a collision.
Sorry I was late to class, too many hall mirrors.
Hall Mirror by TheStig1214 March 3, 2011