A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
by nifer September 10, 2006
Get the milftarded mug.A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.
by danotaur June 17, 2010
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A.K.A. Milford, NH
The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.
There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.
The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.
There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.
by Texikid April 30, 2009
Get the Milftown mug.One who has served in the military and is honorably discharged. Non veterans owe them their lives, because without these veterans, they wouldn't have the life they have. Female veterans deserve rich husband who treats her right. Male veterans deserve every and any woman to immediately get on her knees without question.
Woman 1 to woman 2: "He's a military veteran. Since he served our country, I'm going to serve him all night. Dinner, sex, and silence."
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"
by Eric Luz December 31, 2013
Get the Military Veteran mug.A leadership institution that has no intrest in developing Army leaders, instead is focused on producing a winning football team...
Pulling fire alarms falsely is a federal crime, unless its to support the United States Military Acadamy football team.
by cadoodle December 3, 2007
Get the United States Military Acadamy mug.This is in response to the guy taht is blasting India(especially Hindus). I am a Muslim, but whni i am talking to a Pakistani, i am an Indian. I wish Pakistan would not associate Indian muslims with Pakistan. It seems to think that all Muslims hate India and want to help Pakistan in its pathetic attempts to atack India. The gujurat riots happened and they are now over. The things that happened in the riots were caused by a few religious extremists. These extremists were both Hindu and Muslim. Both Hindus and Muslims slaughtered each other. Overall, the riots happened because corrupt politicians spread rumors about both sides around te state.
First of all, all Hindus are not anti-Muslim zealots. Only a few are. Hinduism is one of the most tolerant religions in the world.
Second of all, there are extremists in all religions including Islam.
Pakistan is a hotbead of Islamic extremism.
Pakistan has never won anything against the Indian army(which is actually one of the most powerful in the world and is also the second largest in the world).
Both Kashmir and Pakistan were orignally part of India no matter what these extremist bastards says. Some Pakistanis claim that they have no relation to Indians, but they are exactly the same.
India will eventually take back Pakistan when Bush decides to send his troops to Pakistan. He will definately do this. Pakistan feels special right now because America is helping it, but it seems to forget that America was bestfriend with Saddam Hussain and Bin Laden at one point. Pakistan is next, after Iraq and Afghanistan are finished. If Pakistan decides to attack India again, it will be wiped off the face of the earth.
First of all, all Hindus are not anti-Muslim zealots. Only a few are. Hinduism is one of the most tolerant religions in the world.
Second of all, there are extremists in all religions including Islam.
Pakistan is a hotbead of Islamic extremism.
Pakistan has never won anything against the Indian army(which is actually one of the most powerful in the world and is also the second largest in the world).
Both Kashmir and Pakistan were orignally part of India no matter what these extremist bastards says. Some Pakistanis claim that they have no relation to Indians, but they are exactly the same.
India will eventually take back Pakistan when Bush decides to send his troops to Pakistan. He will definately do this. Pakistan feels special right now because America is helping it, but it seems to forget that America was bestfriend with Saddam Hussain and Bin Laden at one point. Pakistan is next, after Iraq and Afghanistan are finished. If Pakistan decides to attack India again, it will be wiped off the face of the earth.
by Hindustani Muslim February 8, 2005
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