Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.

Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”

by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019

Milky Way

A Milky Way is essentially a anal cream pie

Requis : Hey Benny Boy Last Night I Gave My Gal A Milky Way
Benjamin : Wagman Requis What's That Bout' G
Requis: Essentially My Dear Friend It Is A Anal Cream Pie
Benjamin: Sounds Sick G Might Have To Try It Sometime G

by Minty Nom Nom Enjoyer January 2, 2023

milky chalice

A man places his erection into a woman’s vaginal cavity. He then proceeds to orgasm into the woman, and fills her chalice with his man milk. As the milk drips from her gonad goblet, he drinks the milk of life.

1: Dude, I drank out of a 75 year old milky chalice last night!
2: You’re fucking gross

by BananaSniffer03 September 28, 2019

milky jooce

Milky Jooce is juice that is milky

Person 1: Hey dude, that milky jooce was delicious!
Person 2: I know right!

by UwU...OwO April 9, 2019

Milky Jelly

A slang term for semen, because of its milky jelly-like consistency.

“Yeah bro, shoot that milky jelly all over my face.”

“I wanna blow my milky jelly all over your tits.”

“Rub that milky jelly all over your face, girl.”

by cmoneyrules February 23, 2020

Milky brew

When I guy nuts into a beer or alcoholic beverage

Like the bit in American pie where stiffler drinks a milky brew

by Grogeth April 12, 2022

Milky omelette

An uncomfortable situation. One that’s a little slippery, like too much milk in an omelette.

The business meeting at the strip club was a real milky omelette.

by MilkyPete May 30, 2018