Twister Midget

A young, trashy child that most likely lives in a trailer park.

I saw a crazy woman in Walmart the other day with her seven twister midgets.

by timbalanced December 9, 2009

crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.

my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.

Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!

by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013

dumpster midget sex

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.

Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?

by Themememeister666 April 15, 2017

skeply misket

If one would make a mistake so theoretically simple but at the same time so extraordinarily difficult, thus creating a paradox forcing people to wonder how such a thing could happen to them.

I mad a skeply misket

by TheSkeplyMisketer September 17, 2019

mg midget

A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.

How that guy drives an MG Midget... he must have a lot of friends.

by Big Mac Jack November 22, 2019