Wei Wen Miracle

It is when your friend starts an assignment that is due in 12 hours. Since they are your friend, you go and help them. But at this point, you need a miracle, and not even God can help them but you.
It is commonly use in situation which your friend need help in an assignment so last minute that this term have to be use.

"Bro, I need help with this assignment"
"Bruh wtf, this is due in 12 hours"
"Yea, I was procrastinating"
"You need a Wei Wen Miracle"

by Li Ying August 16, 2025

Miracle

A God-fearing righteous person who has an amazing personality, is absolutely breathtaking and marvelously and wonderfully made

miracle is a great person

by qwertyhuj April 14, 2023

Miracle potion

Doctor Mike's new definition of Detox, a miracle potion.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."

by unfortunate anemo August 14, 2024

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

miracle of dvd

The miracle of DVD is like the miracle of 9/11 to George W. Bush.

"I love the miracle of DVD!" - George W. Bush (He really meant to say 9/11)

by SonofSpawnofSatan October 13, 2023

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019