A most swag unit of measurement used by gangstas and pimps of a classier variety. Unlike its uncultured counterpart metric buttloads shitloads and fucktons are all base ten and as such far easyer to use in calculations.
On yesterday's evening I consumed a metric buttload of fine liquor. Unfortunately When I arose from my inebriated slumber, I found myself ducktaped to the underside of a freeway wearing nothing but my proud Union Jack skivvies.
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Sharon yelled at her children for not taking off the shoes upon entering the Metricon home, her wife beating husband noticed this, and scream at her "Sharon! Stop Being a Metricon Slut!"
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merrick woods is by far the best day camp you can send your kids to. it may not be sleepaway camp but it’s where you meet your brothers, sisters and forever friends. there’s no where else i’d rather spend my summer. there’s so many sports and activities and there’s never a dull moment. i love merrick woods and so does everyone else there.
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