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Metricon Slut

A women in her mid to late 30's who is obsessed with a clean modern day home, designed and constructed by the home building company Metricon. Usually ensuring the cheapness of the household is kept up to date with post modern Chinese designs and cheap holidays to Bali.

Sharon yelled at her children for not taking off the shoes upon entering the Metricon home, her wife beating husband noticed this, and scream at her "Sharon! Stop Being a Metricon Slut!"

by metriconwhore March 24, 2017