Mercedes

THE undisputed leader in luxury. Mercedes-Benz has been and always will be the blueprint for all other luxury car companies out there. While companies like Lexus and Jaguar have tried to emulate the Mercedes magic, they're never able to capture the timeless grace and elegance of a Benz. While their US offerings are messy (see the E class and compare it with the European model, we don't even get AMG line interiors,) and their cars are expensive to maintain, a Mercedes, like a Lexus but unlike a BMW, will last you until the very end of the world. Snobs will say their new cars are ugly and overrated but I wholeheartedly disagree. Mercedes continues to innovate with industry firsts, new technology, and cutting edge interior and exterior design. A used one is excellent value for the money. Simply put, the very best car in the world. Nothing will ever compare to a Mercedes.

Henry: I have a Jaguar. I do not care much for Mercedes. They are overrated-
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)

by henryfromny July 2, 2021

merrell

A uncommon last name. It is also a shoe company.

Hey you Merrell. I just bought a pair of Merrell brand shoes today at the mall.

by Merrell July 4, 2008

Merced

In the world of multi-player gaming, merced is used in much the same way that "pwned" is. It is typically used to denote domination or (at the very least) a kill of another player. The word originates from the root word mercenary.

It is also a term that is tossed around quite haphazardly among gamers for feats that are not really all that impressive. A minor kill streak or a narrow victory over an opposing team does not really rise to the level of merced, but that does not stop noobs from using it anyway. (see definition of Noob for details)

Gamer 1: Damn dude, I hate that map, I just got friggin merced.

Gamer 2: All good, we we rape these camper bitches in the next round.

by Gamer3608 June 12, 2011

mercedes manager

A manager or owner who defines themselves by flaunting items such as material possessions, botox injections and attempts at wearing fashionable business-wear.

These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.

Can you believe Wendie today? She pulls up an hour late in her SL550 and yells at me for not answering an email she sent to me at midnight! Truly a bitch of a Mercedes Manager

by TestForSpeed January 13, 2009

Mercedes-Benz CLK

A mid-sized sport/luxury coupe (often times appearing as a convertible), produced by Mercedes-Benz from 1996-2009.

There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.

Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.

Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).

"I'm dippin' down the freeway in my Mercedes-Benz CLK"

*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"

by Benz_beezy February 21, 2012

merceades

A girl just as unique as sushi. Usually something you barely find in this world. This girl has a nice ass, is very playful, and can seduce the hell out of you with the raise of an eyebrow.

Man, I'm tired of all these fake relationships with random bitches. I need a merceades.

by ThatGreyGuy09 October 21, 2013

merde

it means shit in french. but in canada swears are taken a lot less seriously so its really more like crap.

kid in canada: "aww merde"
his mother: "what, did you loose something"

the mother doesnt care that her little kid just said shit bc it doesnt matter!

by stupidcurlybangs August 30, 2005