A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.
An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!
He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity
Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!
He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity
Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "
by Squiz July 14, 2004
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Also, the slang term for moron.
Also, the slang term for moron.
by Annonymous Mofo December 3, 2007
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A person that is in a secret clan that believes that they are disendents of Christ and they have supernatral powers.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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by Wilhelm January 8, 2008
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Rhino: "MEROW"
Boy: "Merow"
Girl: "that the heck is that sound?"
Boy: "I dunno"
Girl: "Its going to be a rhinos sound cuz i don't know what sound they really make"
Boy: "Ok!"
Boy: "Merow"
Girl: "that the heck is that sound?"
Boy: "I dunno"
Girl: "Its going to be a rhinos sound cuz i don't know what sound they really make"
Boy: "Ok!"
by dinostar June 23, 2006
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Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
Jake: "Merp"
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012
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