Mermaid

The act in which a female, is deemed half mermaid, due to the foul odor she releases. Take great precaution approaching these creatures, as they may take wallets, watches and vehicles. They are armed and extremely dangerous.

Yo if her bottom half is fishy, we call that a mermaid.

by Jordan_Be October 17, 2011

little mermaid

A horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the Earth, yes, Disney.

Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.

"I just saw The Little Mermaid!"
"You FAG!" *Kills first person*

by InJecTeD_MeTaL October 29, 2005

Mermaid

A girl who smells a bit fishy in her nether regions.

Boy: I tried to go down on a mermaid a few nights ago but I couldn't handle the smell! Hasn't she heard of hygiene?

by Olivicat February 23, 2011

Surf Mermaid

a mix between a surfer and a mermaid!an experiment gone wrong!

Diane Drews

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

Mermaid Style

The act of having sex in a hot tub or jacuzzi. Often seen as a more engaged form of the practice known as a pool riddle

Last night, I brought this girl back to my pool and boned her in the hot tub, mermaid style.

by The one and only Biggie Smalls September 7, 2011

Mermaiding

Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these

I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.

by OneSpyke December 14, 2014

Mermaid Kiss

When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'

I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss

by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015