Pulling a Meesam

Pulling a Meesam is a new trancedentalist idea where one simultaneously beats thy meat while taking a shit.

Wanna join me in pulling a Meesam

by ColNart February 13, 2022

Melancauliflower

A label associated with middle-class, white males who have depleated too many brain cells in their teenagehood due to a vengeful abuse of drugs and alcohol. Melancauliflowers often gorge in sweets such as brownies and ice cream without gaining weight, as they do physical labor to support their international families. Melancauliflowers are clinically considered to have manic depression and cannot be cured with tranquilizers or anti-depressants. The word comes from the prefix, "melancholy", describing the clinical condition of absolute, chronic misery, and the suffix, "cauliflower" to describe the capabilities of their brains-- comparable to a vegetable. Melancauliflowers often lack the capability of reasoning or consideration for each others feelings, but are renown for their art in melancholy metaphors to describe their feelings.

Doctor: "This patient is a diagnosed Melancauliflower. May god have mercy on your poor, poor soul."

Civilian: "Hey, that guy looks miserable... But he has a hot vietnamese wife!"
Civilian 2: "He must be a melancauliflower."

by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Worst fucking series ever. It's not entertaining in any way and has annoying as hell voice acting. This series, for whatever the fuck reason, became extremely popular and has an enormous fanbase. The saddest and most pathetic thing about this series is that it tires VERY VERY HARD to make you laugh, and it falls flat on it's ass and fails. Of course all the wapanese and Otakus will argue that this series is "unique" or "original", and I’ll give them that, but keep in mind, being those things doesn't mean it's any GOOD! Fuck this series.

Wapanese kid: ZOMGZ! Dis iS FUUUNY!!

Otaku kid: I KNOWZ!!!11 I LOLLED WEHN DA THING KNOWZ IT'S A FILM AND MAKES FUN OF ITSELF!!!!111

Me: What the hell you two!? This shit isn't funny at all it's just pathetic and stupid. Whatever you guys watch this shit, I’m gonna go watch Hot Fuzz.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya blows ass.

by SetAbominae August 29, 2007

meisam shoki

Meisam shoki is an persian boy. He lives in isfahan proviner in a little city arround center of this province. He has a nice life like luxaury boys.
But his head is as a kire khar.
Meisam shoki is an R6 player in Ps4.He is good at it.

Meisam shoki is trying to travel to Arak but problems are putting their kirs in meisams dreams

by Sadra mmdi June 25, 2019

Melancholic

Getting "drunk" off a beautiful girl's charm and wit.
(typically girls named Melanie)
If you are obsessed with how "perfect" a girl is, you should probably start attending MA meetings (or Melancholic's Anonymous).

"My name is Bradley, and I am a melancholic"
"You give me butterflies when you do that, but I like it. I must be a Melancholic"

by melanieqwerty December 8, 2013

Mela

a term for a bisexual physicslly, but not mentally. Most Likely had a 5 seconds of summer phase, listens to male manipulative music, has an obsession with frogs, cow print, monster and loves to mention taking a women's virginity. Also makes candles and sells clothes/ish on apps.

Hey, did u hear about Amelia?

Yes, she is a mela, we love it.

by j7281826219 February 2, 2021

melad

the fatest person ever to exist on planet earth and he will never feel the touch of a woman

omg melad is so fat and ugly

by minmammaarvacker1337 November 23, 2021