Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

Mega Chillum

A device for smoking cannabis,used in conjunction with lungs,bottle bags,waterfalls and buckets.

A Mega Chillum must hold a minimum of 2 and a half decent bucketsworth of skunk or burnt rocky,and be able to pull in once without leaving second burns,this is neccesary to achieve the term "Mega"

"gonk pass me the mega chillum"

"i was stoned to fuck after 3 lungs through the mega chillum"

by gonkyboy April 26, 2007

MEGA FAGGOTOTAY

Tristan Goodman

Tristan is a mega faggototay that suck mega faggototay Cock ps .lol this was just a joke

by Shit inher tinders September 12, 2017

Mega-stroke

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate

I sure hope these aids dont give me a mega-stroke

by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

Mega-Napper

Someone who naps during the day or whilst there is still daylight frequently

Colin: The Mega-Napper

Colin is such a Mega-Napper

by Meatbus September 20, 2011

Mega Resurgence

When your penis comes out of its forskin.

I'm bout to pop a Mega Resurgence right now. Hope you're ready for this dickcheese.

by ElderSugarX May 27, 2021

mega noob

Mega noob is a really big noob.

Mega noob is a word a guy in my class made up.

by not a noob100 April 19, 2016