Megan can sometimes be a push over, she can be sassy sometimes but she is fun to be around and is hot too. She is really crazy. But still if she doesn't get what she wants she gets pissed, she is a clown a really hot clown to, she is has had posts of boyfriends but they never last.
by Coldhearted July 31, 2016
Get the Megan mug.A female name for an individual who likes to indulge in a little bit of harmless theft now and again. Generally, Megan is a laid-back, carefree girl who walks with a slight spring in her step. Enjoys male company and a dirty pint. Of medium to freakishly tall height, loves to play catch or to hunt for rabbits. Usually blonde or brunette, but rarely a redhead, as the shade of fire normally attracts too much attention whilst shoplifting. All are at peace around Megan, except for when she reveals her mean streak, which comes from having to live in a cramped caravan (or other transportable, small, living quarters).
Shop assistant 1: Dude, have you seen that square watermelon recently?
Shop assistant 2: No, actually, I haven't. Should we call the security guards?
Shop assistant 1: You know what - I think I know who stole it. Looks like the work of a Megan.
Shop assistant 2: No, actually, I haven't. Should we call the security guards?
Shop assistant 1: You know what - I think I know who stole it. Looks like the work of a Megan.
by Amath Gheek February 9, 2010
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Can you do a Megan for me and keep my secret?
I wish that I was good friends with Megan.
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I wish that I was good friends with Megan.
WOW! Megan is hot.
by maddiLIKESmangos June 13, 2011
Get the Megan mug.Basically a disney princess. The best girl you'll ever meet. She is kind hearted and loves dearly. If you have a Megan in your life don't take her for granted. You should consider yourself very lucky and never let her go. Often needs someone to just be there. Hates to be alone. Would rather stay in than go out any night.
Hey man wanna go to this party tonight?
No thanks I'm hanging with Megan tonight.
Man I wish I had a Megan
No thanks I'm hanging with Megan tonight.
Man I wish I had a Megan
by John the best Smith May 8, 2013
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The name holders are, in all likelihood, kind and sweet individuals. But evidence suggests that they can get insecure about the commonality of their names and end up projecting the insecurity by saying mean things about other people's names.
There's folklore that such behavior only happens when there's a sighting of Venus in California. However, no empirical evidence exists to support that claim. Some other myths suggest the behavior is an aftermath of satanic rituals. The most plausible explanation, albeit unscientific, states that such behavior is due to consuming too much sugar cookies, pumpkin spice lattes, kale smoothies, or avocado-flavored cupcakes.
Federal authorities recommend avoiding all Megans when they exhibit such behavior. Report to healthcare providers if such behavior persists.
The name holders are, in all likelihood, kind and sweet individuals. But evidence suggests that they can get insecure about the commonality of their names and end up projecting the insecurity by saying mean things about other people's names.
There's folklore that such behavior only happens when there's a sighting of Venus in California. However, no empirical evidence exists to support that claim. Some other myths suggest the behavior is an aftermath of satanic rituals. The most plausible explanation, albeit unscientific, states that such behavior is due to consuming too much sugar cookies, pumpkin spice lattes, kale smoothies, or avocado-flavored cupcakes.
Federal authorities recommend avoiding all Megans when they exhibit such behavior. Report to healthcare providers if such behavior persists.
by turtlepower9231 March 17, 2022
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