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scratch meal

Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).
“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”
by LadyShady November 4, 2019
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beer meal

Replacing a meal with a beer or two.

Actually healthy and great way to lose weight while getting a nice pick me up if you happen to replace breakfast with a couple dark, rich and malty beer's.

Enough calories to not kick your 'survival mode' in and not enough to be able to store to fat as that energy is now going to be used for whatever your daily activities may entail.
"I had a beer meal for breakfast today, feel's great man."

"Hey I lost 20 pounds by replacing my lunch with a couple of beer's, gives you energy and makes you feel pretty good; also hydrating if you don't drink more than two!"
by Amphetabrew June 20, 2014
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man meal

(noun) a very large feast cooked and eaten in large portions by men; often times at irregular times during the day.
"Hey do you want to go get some dinner?"
"No thanks, I had a man meal at about 3 today, I'm not gonna be hungry for like a couple days."
by El Sucio February 15, 2010
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Squirty meal

This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .
Me and the street hooker made a squirty meal after sex
by Al fayeed December 28, 2020
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Meal Guy

the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it
omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy
by God'sServant October 25, 2017
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meal pusher

Someone who indulges in anal sex on a regular basis.
"Wow, I never knew Gary was a meal pusher until last night. It was amazing!"
by flanners December 17, 2006
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Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.
Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."
by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016
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