John Hussein McCain

A Muslim republican that wants to be president

John Hussein McCain wasn't even born here. He was born in Kenya and we all know it. The Hawaii crap is just a buncha bull.

by barack HUSSEIN Obama 1 January 22, 2009

john mccain

A man who thinks it is acceptable to call his wife a trollop and a cunt in public.

Cindy: "Honey, can we go home now, this 24/7 campaigning is pretty tiring"

John: "Shut your face you cunt. I only married you for your family's money, you Barbie shrink wrapped trollop cum dump."

Fox News reporter: "That John McCain, what a passionate guy. I can't believe people would quote him out of context"

by schmarn May 14, 2008

Mccafe

A mythical beast that resembles a girafee but possesses a neck that is twice the size of a normal giraffes neck. This often causes its neck to be unstable in which case it's head drags on the ground. They're known to be incredibly friendly and have a weak spot for Sonic.

Person 1: Has anyone seen Ethan?
Person 2: He said he was taking his Mccafe for a ride to Sonic.
Person 1: What's a Mccafe!?!?!

by Fagelle April 23, 2009

McCarthy

When your sexual partner accidentally poops in your hand while he/she is peeing

Adam did a McCarthy to me after getting fucked by a micro penis.

by slamcastle May 23, 2018

McCarthyism

To live according to the words of Prophet and Beatle Paul McCartney. Quickest way to get medicated. (other options, Ringoism, Lennonism)

Woke up, got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head. Side by side on my Piano, Oh lord. You know you was a suffragete, Jet Boooooooooo....The movement I need is on my shoulder, Jude. Wearing the face that I keeps in a jar by the door, no of course it isn't my face. How would I do that? Live and let die!-Cohesive Word Salad of McCarthyism

by Wisk February 5, 2008

John McCain

Well-known Republican senator from Arizona. Best known for having served in Vietnam, having a bad temper, and being a moderate Republican.

Contrary to popular belief, McCain isn't a liberal Republican. In fact, he is pro-life and supports many of the ideas of the Republican platform. He is very popular with the "liberal" media because of his controversy and slight deviation from the traditional values of the Right.

Although he supports Dubya in this war, there is some speculation that McCain is merely catering to the far-right Republicans in his party that don't like him.

Whether this is true or not, John McCain is a heroic, patriotic American who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Hopefully, he'll continue to follow his own beliefs instead of being another Republican puppet.

John Kerry considered John McCain for a running mate, even though their political beliefs are quite different.

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I love this guy.

by anonymous December 13, 2004

Paul McCartney

To do The Paul McCartney is when you are getting sucked off by chick and when you are about to unload, you go into auto pilot with your left while saying "Beep Beep n' Beep Beep..." in rhythm and when you finally splooge on her face you shout out "Yeah!"

I totally Paul McCartneyed all over Yoko Ono's face last night!

by Andy and Mike May 15, 2006