muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005

muppetism

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

muppet man

An annoying roommate who has at least two of the following qualities: obsesses over the price is right and the muppets, listens to mainly 8-bit music/musical soundtracks/muppet songs, listens to loud music while watching tv or playing a game with loud music, listens and sings to music early in the morning or late at night when people are sleeping, acts very immature when upset (hides under blankets and talks to no one), has no respect for person he is rooming with and anyone living close by. No one likes a muppet man, even his friends secretly hate him. If your roommate has two or more of these qualities you should get a new roommate asap.

Ken: Dude my college roommate sucks. All he does is sit in the room and watch/sing along to the muppets at 8 am!

Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!

by Zharky April 7, 2010

muppetfication

The sexual act of inserting ones hand into anothers rectum far enough to control the muscles that contol the use of the mouth. Although this normaly results in death it shoud never be performed on a person who is already dead. Always use a glove when performing this act because it can lead to the transmission of std's. This is more commonly called puppeting and is becoming more common everyday.

Person 1: Whoa!, what are you doing down there?

Person 2: I thought you said you liked muppetfication?
Come on, it only hurts alittle at first.

Person 1: Get you hand away from my rectum.

by Poor Icabod March 2, 2010

muppere

Visitor from Pittsburgh area to Northwest Pennsylvania. Named for common local contraction for "I am up here"

"Muppere from Pittsburgh, you know where's the nearest Bennigan's?"

by NDNDND May 8, 2006

muppet

See arsenal supporter.

Shut up, you southern muppet.

by Tajiri February 1, 2005

nefarious muppet

Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.

Usually from Plymouth.

"Get away from me you spawn of satan. What are you, a nefarious muppet?!?!?"

by Sexy Bint January 1, 2005