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the matador

It is a threesome sex position. It involves a woman getting in the doggie style position with her hair in pig tails. The pig tails are representing the horns of a bull. While person A is thrusting on the bull, person B (the matador) stands across the room with his penis exposed and erect. With person A thrusting in mid-stroke, the bull runs toward the matador and proceeds to perform oral sex on him. After several seconds of fellatio, the matador removes his penis and runs to the other side of the room, and they repeat the process until all participants finish.
Bob: Man I am so tired
Tyrone: Why is that?
Bob: Man, me and Ricky did the matador on Rachel last night
by Polo22 January 8, 2016
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The Matador

When your having sex doggystyle and you ram your partners head into the headboard or wall so hard it knocks them out. You then throw the covers over their head and scream Olé!
My wife got me a tie for my birthday so I gave her The Matador later that night.
by CLIckAble August 19, 2016
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Milwaukee Marauder

Sexual act: You will need a wheel of cheese as well as a bottle of beer, empty or full; your call.

You start by railing your girl doggy style, and when she is fully into it you shove the bottle of beer up her ass and when she opens her mouth you stuff the wheel of cheese in it. Then you grab the beer bottle like a stirrup and hold on until the ride is over.
I was banging this chick last night and gave her the Milwaukee Marauder. I made it 35 seconds before she bucked me off.
by Spectre442 August 21, 2019
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the.marauderssss

the most amazing person alive, i love them so much, they deserve the absolute world. their content is a 1000/10, and my fave mutual. i would probably die if they left tiktok
person 1: “oh you follow the.marauderssss on tiktok?”

person 2: “yep! they’re the best, and my fave creator.”
person 1: “you’re so hot if you follow them”
by tonksluver August 25, 2021
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marauders map

The Marauders Map is when you take home a random girl and are doing her from behind. When you are about to cum you pull out cum on her back slap it with your “magic wand” and say mischief managed.
Dude I totally pulled a Marauders Map on that chick i took home last night
by geoe1 July 18, 2014
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Mamau

David is a mamau!
by Black October 9, 2003
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MATADS

An acronym, standing for "Make Austin Take A Damn Shower", referring to one Austin M. who has a propensity for not showering.
Austin hasn't taken a shower in like 10 days. Dammit, MATADS!
by bud mutex April 30, 2005
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