masturbate

verb.
1.to perform a form of pleasure to ones self.
2.to perform a form of pleasure onto someone.
i need to masturbate im to horny to talk.
by deek22 April 23, 2006
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What Ceiling Cat watches you do
by EXghidorah January 14, 2018
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the act of sticking your finger in your p**sy and moving it around to sexualy please yourself.
sam" Whatd ya do last night?"
Pam" i had to masturbate yself just cause it feels to good"
by masturbategrl July 19, 2008
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to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton
I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating
by Calvin April 05, 2005
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its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4
wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate
by siemens47 March 01, 2007
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Rick: Did you see John working out?

Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.

Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...
by Raakam_revolver September 12, 2012
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Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.
Masturbation...on the farm...success.
by Curiousss June 08, 2009
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