Masturbate

What Ceiling Cat watches you do

Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!?!?!?!?!?!

by EXghidorah May 3, 2018

masturbate

the act of sticking your finger in your p**sy and moving it around to sexualy please yourself.

sam" Whatd ya do last night?"
Pam" i had to masturbate yself just cause it feels to good"

by masturbategrl August 14, 2008

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

masturbate

its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4

wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate

by siemens47 March 1, 2007

Masturbation

Self improvement or pleasing oneself.

Rick: Did you see John working out?

Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.

Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...

by Raakam_revolver September 12, 2012

Masturbation

Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.

Masturbation...on the farm...success.

by Curiousss June 8, 2009

masturbate

The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.

"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"

by mass-turd-bait March 7, 2003