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Table masterbation

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022
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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021
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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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