Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask

Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask

by Suggers March 21, 2016

Mask Operation

When the authorities ruthlessly enforce the wearing of masks in public places for both people and pets, and also for the thousands of mute and deaf gods and goddesses (or deities and idols) in religious quarters, to contain the surge of infections and fatalities, so that those who fail to do so are dealt with severely, with heavy fines and jail sentences for anti-maskers, or even caning for repeated offenders.

For rogue nations, mobilizing thousands of ambassadors nationwide in begging the public to don a face mask is a waste of time and a sign of political weakness; what the dictators want is to launch a mask operation to get the whole nation into quick action.

by MathPlus July 19, 2021

cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.

Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.

by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009

Mask Wanker

A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car

Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone

Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker

by Bruhh4488 December 23, 2021

Batgirl's Mask

When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.

I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.

Batwing Scrotum Stretching Flying Squirrel Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton

by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

by Safecracker G September 7, 2004

racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.

I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.

by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006