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Marion, Indiana

The most boring town in the state of Indiana. It is located in Grant county. There is nothing to do there at all its so boring. The people are about as smart as a rock.
Damn I hope I never have to go to Marion, Indiana ever again.
by wsimpson86 June 27, 2011
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Maroon 5

When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere.
Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!!
*Orgy begins*
Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop.
by Hadvar's pimp December 30, 2011
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Maroon 5

A pop/rock/indie band (formerly known as Kara's Flowers) made-up of:
Adam Levine - vocals, rhythm guitar
Jesse Carmichael - keys
Mickey Madden - bass guitar
Matt Flynn - drums
James Valentine - lead guitar

As of 2011, they have 3 studio albums - Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Hands All Over. All of their songs are fantastic, and all you have to do is listen to them if you don't believe me.

Maroon 5 is also AMAZING live!
J: Brianna, what are you listening to on your iPod?
B: Maroon 5, of course! I have all of the songs on shuffle
J: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Don't you ever get tired of their music?
B: NO!!
by THE Future Mrs. Levine February 21, 2011
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Maronga

Variant used for "Cock" "Penis" "Dick" "Slong." Said with a spanish accent.
Hey Dave..I gotta ask you something.
I heard that you love the Maronga.
I heard you like to caress it and kiss it...I think it's Maronga time for you.
by discharge April 28, 2004
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Maroon 5

A once good band who sadly sacrificed being original and making good music for being lame and boring and dishing out the same generic uninspired single every 6 months. At this point it isn't even Maroon 5 anymore, since it's just Adam Levine and some generic top 40 producer.
Guy1: Have you heard that new Maroon 5 song "Girls Like You?"
Guy2: That song sucks! Maroon 5 hasn't been a good band since they came out with that Moves like Jagger crap, it was all down hill from there.
by Icy Wyte August 16, 2018
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Maroon 5

act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.

Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands.
Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.
by NH November 15, 2004
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Maron

Last name derived from the Lebanese saint, Saint Maroun. Lebanese migrants to Mexico who held the surname Absi, took on the surname Maron as it was easier for those who spoke Spanish to pronounce.
1. Wow, did you hear about Pedro Maron? He got married!
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