Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Marryed

You misspelled married. Are you dumb?

John: I just got marryed to Vanessa!
Paul: You mean married?

John: Yeah, my bad. Wait... How do you know that i used incorrect grammar? We are speaking in person!
Paul: *sweats*

by Dragonite Studios April 14, 2020

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015

marri g

One of the most talented people you’d ever meet. Usually envied and loved by others because of the talent and confidence this person emits. A new age jack of trades!

“I’ll have to pull off a Marri G. for this to go right.”

by King Das September 30, 2020

Crows Marry

When the trans boy gives a hug and one gets aids and lice.

I watched a crows marry happen in the hall

by Poopyboy420 March 24, 2022

Biffle Married

Biffle Married is simply the marriage between two best friends. ie. Starsky and Hutch, Harold and Kumar, Chewy and Han. Can also happen bteween opposite sex's.

"yo, they bangin?

Nah Man, they biffle married."

by cleverman1 June 11, 2012

marry crassmas

we wish you a marry crassmas

i hope you have a vary marry crassmas

by Nikov_47 December 21, 2024